Kjellquist Blog

The motto of Missouri is the “Show Me State”. That’s what Walter Hoover wanted when it came to the digital TV transition last week. When it didn’t show Walter did what any well armed Missourian would do. He pulled out a large firearm and took dead aim at the television set. After a short standoff police took Walter into custody for illegally discharging a firearm. I’ll bet the arresting officers were just a little bit sympathetic. Walter’s wife did tell the officers that his clarity of purpose was aided by a few drinks. Duh! So you know I didn’t make this up; here is the local report.